Plastic Girl (Music & lyrics: Saarinen)

Putting on her make-up
Paints a pretty smile on her face
Draws the stars into her eyes and does her hair

Toilet paper fills her c-cups
She's dressed in leather and lace
'cause it makes her day to see the people stare (the people stare)

Every night a new affair
But she doesn't really care

Her make-up can't hide
she is empty inside
and no-one sees her smile (no-one sees her cry)
She will do what you want
but you can't have her heart 'cause
She's a plastic girl

Yeah, she's pretty on the outside
Ninety-sixty-ninety or something
She may seem innocent but she sure knows which strings to pull

She's always ready for a ride,
she doesn't care if you wear a ring
Before you know it she has paid for herself in full (paid for herself in full)

You can even tell her what to wear
'cause she doesn't really care

Her make-up can't hide
she is empty inside
and no-one sees her smile (no-one sees her cry)
She will do what you want
but you can't have her heart 'cause
She's a plastic girl

But there is one thing you should remember
That is that she's full of air

Her costumes can't hide
She is latex inside
You can wash her and then dry (you should wash her once in a while)
You can do what you want
and it won't break her heart 'cause
She's an inflatable girl...